hairdresser: what do you want me to do?

me: just a trim thanks

hairdresser: no problem 

me: image

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything
  • beyoncevevo:

    i laugh when i feel uncomfortable/awkward and it honestly gets me in so much trouble when a teacher yells at me bc i fucking laugh and i cant help it and it gets them so pissed off 


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